By lahiros - 30/05/2014 22:05 - Australia - Bentleigh East

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML
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Marzell 12

Kinda creepy. She should just go watch **** or something.....

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cherries62212 16

Looks like someone needs a better woman..

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trashcan_man 16

I knew that poke feature on Facebook would lead to trouble. I hope at least the pictures were of him and not his cat, mom, or favorite tv show.

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emilycb93 12

Dang, sounds like she's possessed. Call a priest, pronto!

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DARKDAY07 16

Dude not good especially is she actually knows this guy off of facebook

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

"Cumming of Christ" a bit sacrilegious don't you think?

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trashcan_man 16

Okay bible scholars, does Jesus moan "Oh Dad!" when he's getting off?

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SammyS2012 21

isnt God and Jesus one? so would he say, "oh me!"?

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Jjan04 14

Aren't we all God's children? So shouldn't we say "Oh dad!" Anyway? Haha

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foxwasalamb 24

some people don't believe in God and so forth. try to be a lil more open minded

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WhatsOpTic 11

If you're gonna insult religion, get it right. Jesus was the son of God.

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Death69 24

NOT a good sign man! She may not be cheating as of yet. But you 2 NEED to talk.

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Genius_Kitty 27

People fantasize and ********** about their co-workers, spouse's friends, hot yoga instructors, etc. This does not mean she is a cheater. It does mean that you guys should have a frank and open discussion about your sex life and see if you're on the same page.

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trashcan_man 16

When you said same page, I saw them both working it to the same guy's Facebook page. Don't think that will help the relationship.

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Fmlsea 28

not everybody fantasizes about other people / or people that they know . yes rhat is common for single people , but its not often a good thing when in a realtionship. but I do agree with you on them talking , there must be a reason why she would rather get off on pics of another guy , instead of being with her husband .

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rachangie 19

If he was sleeping I'd say that's her reason...I love having sex with my man but sometimes you just need to rub one out, plus after work he usually isn't in the mood. I think they definitely need to talk it out since it was a guy on Facebook though. Next time she just needs to get some **** or at least dirty pics of her man!

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HowsBoutaRoadie 8

lol. wow, u married a keeper...not. either get rid of her or if your worried about money or your kids bein taken away, bc that's what women who are ''equal'' to men do, just go find some side poon. she's probably fat anyway. fat girls aren't real people. haha. cheat on her she deserves it

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sezzamozzy 9

Wow, with theories like that in the world, I can't understand why we have problems! Your a douche!

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JoshTheTacoMan 19

I'm coming with my .38...Should I bring live or rubber rounds?

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Pasha28 8

you're not good enough for her, you deserved it!

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