Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory...

By tapeissticky591 - 14/07/2012 05:49 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML

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By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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By CK95 - 01/01/2015 23:02 - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML

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By be_so_slick_56 - 16/01/2010 17:51 - United States

Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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Climaxx 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:01

Oh don't worry, there is bound to be photos to help re-jog your memory!

scoobyfiend 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:07

Hey could be worse, it could have been duct tape.

Comments

Suggestion_fml 13

Sunday 15 July 2012 18:01

Story of my life.

someone3225 2

Sunday 15 July 2012 18:08

Just another day in the life

BryanJ43 0

Sunday 15 July 2012 18:35

You are my hero. Can I be you?

BHhawk96 3

Sunday 15 July 2012 20:40

As long as there's no tiger in the bathroom or strange baby, chances are you'll be alright.

123_omg 19

Sunday 15 July 2012 21:43

DUCT tape. there's no such thing as DUCK tape.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Monday 16 July 2012 15:23

Yes there is. Duck tape is the silver stuff used to fix everything and was named such by the US military because of it's water-proof quality which is actually what it was designed for in the first place to keep water out of ammo cases. Of course back then it was military olive green. It's ability to fix anything came from the need to improvise repairs and was later sold to civilians after the war in it's well-known silver color. Further more it is actually flammable and a poor choice to use on repair a duct. For that you need actual duct tape rather then duck tape.