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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 284
You deserved it 40 980

Same thing different taste

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"Two of our other friend's boyfriends" and "two of our other friends' boyfriends": huge difference.

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Thats what you get for being a jersey shore wanna be...

this, kids, is why you drink responsibly

dannnngthatsux 19

Ok folks. I don't love my animals like this but I know people who kiss their animals on the lips, it's not that bad. Two guys that have girlfriends? Yeah, that's pretty bad. And unless the dog bit her to make her stop, it wasn't abuse. Gross but not abuse.