By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
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BeeSkwaird 0

"Two of our other friend's boyfriends" and "two of our other friends' boyfriends": huge difference.

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Harajuku_tits 0

rofl. i bet this was the afterparty at the ball right?

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jc420 0

lol, one of the best FML's i've read in a while. Why wasn't I at that party?

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joolsie 8

Hahaha this might be my favourite FML ever, sounds a lot like my life! Except the dog. And the friend's/friends' boyfriends. **** your life :)

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misskity6 0

fake. they are all starting to sound the same. and it's fake if the screen name has to do with the FML.

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prettyinblack 0

i was at that party. definitely wasn't fake.

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jebby011 0

may I say tic tac?

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LadyDraigen 3

wow. will this show up on youtube? "But he had such pretty blue eyes...sob.."

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allihall127 0

The exact reason I can't stand drunks.

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turtle82796 0

ydi for getting so shitfaced you made out with an animal that licks it's ass clean!

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dannnngthatsux 19

How else is he supposed to get clean? are you saying you are volunteering to do that for the dog?

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RetroMom 0

if this is real, and you actually did that, you should seriously check out an aa meeting. you so crossed a line.

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