Animals: Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead.... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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Good boy

By AgathedeBlouse - 18/11/2008 06:42 - France

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the ass. FML

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By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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You deserved it 28 487

By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 16:41 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 21:29 - Denmark

Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML

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You deserved it 34 831

By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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You deserved it 9 126

By Annie - 22/11/2009 22:07 - Mexico

Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML

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You deserved it 6 031

By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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You deserved it 7 068

By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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41srsh 0

Monday 24 January 2011 12:18

how sad!

m2j 1

Monday 24 January 2011 12:17

aww

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vmslove8 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:29

AWWWWW

itsgonnahappento 11

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:43

I started to laugh then cry :(

dragster_fml 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:02

wth? thats kind of scary to find out

zachbingham 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:32

:( :( :( saddest thing ever

vivilily 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:51

aww really sorry about that!!):!

brianna2030 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:24

I'm so sorry! best wishes!

chihapper7552 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:03

:(. I'm sorry

Craziemami_fml 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:13

wow whoever said this kid deserved it has no heart. thjs is a very tramatizing and sad thing to go through. hope u get through this emotional time. im not a big animal lover but i am sure if i woke up to a dog that i probably coinsidered family and it passed away i would b extremley sad. especially since u thought it was alive :( sorry for your lose

sherivengeance 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:16

:(

MeyMeyChan 6

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:53

Amagad.. I'm so sorry! D: Something like this has happened to me before.. I had a little baby kitten and I thought it was sleeping one day.. So I went to pick it up to cuddle it.. And he wasn't breathing.. -Sniffle- And we never figured out how he died.. Cause he was fine that morning.. D: R.I.P Puppy and kitten.

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Today, my brother and sister-in-law come over ONLY to use up the resources at our house - like food, TV subscriptions, and other items. They claim to love my kids and come over for them. If only they would look up from their phone and spend actual time with the kids. Is there a way to block toxic relatives? FML

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Today, myself and my pug entered a novelty dog competition at the local fair. We won first prize in the lookalike contest. FML

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Today, I got pissed after my boyfriend tried mansplaining breastfeeding to me. I’ve nursed two children of my own, stocked and sustained two big freezers full, and still had leftovers to donate to preemies. He tried saying pumping "doesn’t increase supply" and that I just “got lucky” making so much. FML

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Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML

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Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML

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Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML

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Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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Today, for my birthday, my husband gave me a dress he stole from my wardrobe. It was the one I'd bought myself on my last birthday because he forgot to buy me anything, and gave me cash in a brown envelope. Not a birthday card, a brown envelope. FML

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