By emperor - 21/07/2009 05:38 - Bangladesh

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
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leos1991 0

All dads on fml are always dicks lmao

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dramakat11 0

What ******* pricks are saying this person deserves it? He may deserve being late to school but not getting his hand caught in a mousetrap because his dad's a total prick. Call Child Protective Services or something! Damn. What a ******* cruel thing to do.

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hekler 0

Now you will think twice before you press snooze! Your dad rocks,snoozels.

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Bullshet 0

You: Fail Your dad: WIN!

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Bullshet 0

Stop crying. Mousetraps hurt, but they definitly don't even come close to doing any real damage to your fingers. Rat traps on the other hand...

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life_sux1234 0

HAHAHAHAHA. Sucks for You Lazy Ass but your dad is funny.

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xxlillyxx 0

"ADULTS"...... you know who you are..... take some of your time to read this..... and really think about it.... ok to all you "Adults" (notice it is in quotes... this is because if you really were adults you wouldnt be saying shit about teens) not all teens are lazy **** asses like cucuto89 said( if you really are an adult then you must have some seris issues... i mean who says to a random teen who they dont know at all "ditto get your lazy **** ass up and go to ******* school". i for one am a teen and i do sleep in, but that doesnt make me lazy. i stil go for walks, do chores like this morning i had to take care of about 30 dogs because my couin breeds/races siberian husky's. oh and i hiked a mountain on wednesday. it was about 7 miles. so dont give me that "well your prob. just some lazy teen who sits on their fat ass all day" speech. as "adults" no body should have to b reminding you not to call names.... or maby do you all have to go in time out???awwww poor "adults".... anyways... yes the OP should have probubly put the alarm on the other side of the room. and yes the trap prob did not brake his fingers. but calling him a "lazy bitch" for hitting the snooze button when he is half asleep and out of it is tottaly elementary and immature. if you "adults" acted your age then you prob would have said "well you should have put the alarm on the other side of the room" or "you deserved it for not trying to fix the problem yourself". mostly what i'm tring to say is you dont know the kid and you dont know if he has a problem that makes him stay up late... like insomnia or something. teens need AT LEAST 8 hours of sleep. so for all you "Adults" who think your all high and mighty remember........... your calling a teen that is younger than you that you know nothing abut "a lazy bitch"......... also remember that your the ones spending all day on the computer bitching about how other people should live and not thinking "wow in my spare time i like to try to make kids i dont know feel stupid just because i dont like that they dont get up earlie enough" oh and all of you who said what is with teens and thier computers.....look around..... YOUR USING ONE!!! FYL for not realizing that....ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! OP.... sory about yur fingers. try moving your alarm... 2 @11 -xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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avoidthegirl 6

You may not be a lazy teenager, but you have absolutely no grasp of the English language and its nuances. Your entire post made my head hurt. So while you may have had a good point in there somewhere (I stopped reading a few lines in), your piss poor misuse of commas, overuse of the ellipsis and general lack of knowledge on the difference between your and you're completely overshadowed it. Why the **** would you not capitalize anything except for the word "Adults?" Goddamn.

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diet_otaku 0

you may not be lazy but you clearly know **** all about spelling. i hope you're using this summer to take some extra english classes. i won't fault you on your capitalization because i leave capitals out as a matter of preference, but i also show that i do, in fact, know proper english by using correct spelling and punctuation. try spending less time on facebook and more time in the library.

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scateice 0

Adults don't use fmylife.com, only kids and teenagers.

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smiller0789 3

Yeah, you're right #133, adults don't even know fmylife exists. That's why no one ever posts stuff about their husbands, wives, or kids. *rolls eyes*

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alfonzo 0

All these bitches need to stop whining about how the kid's dad is a horrible person. It's just a little pain.

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der_Jabberwhock 0

That was pure win. Kudos to your dad. You just suck.

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dcfan44 0

rotflmao haha srry but this is hilarious im gona do that 2 my cousin now but instead of a snooze button il put it on the tv remote and btw he mightve had tv shows on that he wanted to watch like i do especially on mondays plus the tonight show with conan obrian is really funny then jimmy fallon im lucky if i get 2 sleep by 4 and i have to more like had to now wake up at 6 haha i nite i got like 10 minutes of sleep but FYL il give u that but ur dad freakin rocks

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diet_otaku 0

holy shit, you need to read this: www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/10/11/

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