By emperor - 21/07/2009 05:38 - Bangladesh

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
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gutoputo 4

Does your father write cartoon scripts?

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SaintJimmy 0

I don't get how ANYBODY can say "You Deserve It" on this one. Seriously, that's not funny. He could've tried moving the clock or even breaking the snooze button, not breaking OP's fingers.

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FMLenV 0

Maybe if he just got up in the morning instead of hitting the snooze button then he wouldn't have had to deal with "broken" fingers. So yes, he deserves it for being a lazy bum and not going to bed on time so that he can actually wake up earlier. And from the experience I've had with mouse traps, they don't actually break fingers, they just hold a certain amount of pressure that cause your fingers to go blue and you to feel a pain. As #33 said, rat traps can, not really mouse traps. That is probably why the dad used the mouse trap, because he knew it probably wouldn't break his bones.

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SaintJimmy 0

So what if it doesn't break you're fingers. It can cause small fractures and still hurts like hell. Plus, OP might have hours of homework each night (like me) and is required to stay up late. There are so many better ways than inflicting pain on your kid to get them up. Like, maybe setting 2 alarms? Or moving the alarm clock across the room?

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DrMorbid 0

He did help you out. But seriously most effective way is to place you alarm clock on the other end of the room. Yeah, it's cruel in the morning, but you never just hit it and sleep again. YDI for not coming up with some idea on yourself.

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fishyfingaz 0

your dad is ace :)

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magichateball 0

YDI for missing classes because you're being a lazy snooze button pressing bastard, on the other hand, FYL for being woken up in such a manner. Try going to bed earlier if its possible.

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murderoticadam 0

Your dad is awesome. I don't really see why everyone is saying that's cruel and horrible and shouldn't have happened. This is FML, and that was awesome. Picture this if you will; "Today, I woke up sad. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by moving my alarm clock a few feet away. FML" Just no. Quit bitching. OP's dad is awesome, OP deserved it. QQ

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SaintJimmy 0

So, you'd prefer somebody be in pain, so it makes a better internet story?

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Lounia_fml 8

Well, at least now the OP gets a sense of how a mouse feels when it gets trapped? xD

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murderoticadam 0

#73, yes. Well done. That's the purpose of this site, to find humour (yes, with a u, I live in America, but I'm not from here so don't point that out) in lifes shitty little moments. In summary, if you don't find humour here and wish instead to feel the pain of the OP, maybe FML isn't the site for you. QQ

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kennythedude 3

Hah, your dad got you good. Now you know not to press that button anymore.

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sugarbeetus 0

I can't believe how many people are supporting the dad. Those things f*cking snap mouse necks & break people fingers. It's too cruel to be funny

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evilpenguinsmoo 0

Rat traps break fingers, mouse traps just hurt.

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