Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my...

By emperor - 21/07/2009 05:38 - Bangladesh

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

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Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 00:05 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML

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By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 03:30

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, after my dad insisted that the trash go out last night, even though I always take it out in the morning because of the stray dog problem in our neighborhood, I took it anyway to appease him. He woke me up banging on my door and screaming because the strays had thrown the trash all over the road in the night, and he blames me. FML

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By Username - 04/04/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML

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By Crippled - 27/12/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML

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By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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RitzyHoke 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:07

Your dad ROCKS. Period.

lottofee 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:04

muhaha i love your dad!

Comments

kalista_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 22:28

your dad is amazing. enough said.

LittleMiss1 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:05

Ouch...

GabsAlot829 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:20

hahahhaha your dad sounds amazing

magichateball 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:33

@ #89 instead of bitching at us "adults" work on your spelling.....just saying

xxlillyxx 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:46

That is why you are included in the "To whom it may concern".

fml_276 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:00

lmao! you're dad is awesome. hopefully you've learned your lesson, lol. i know i would have!

leeny_fml 2

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:12

Your dad is a jerk. Depending on where it hits, it CAN break a finger. They can also pop blood vessels which are almost as painful.

slem_fml 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:19

Now put one on his partners ******.

haxxor 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:31

Your dad is awesome!

sparxva 12

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:59

Thank your dad for helping you to get to school on time. And leave the mousetrap somewhere he's sure to find it. You could even buy a few more and leave them over the floor of the bathroom for the next morning.