Health: Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom...

By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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Life is just great

By someone something - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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No Ragerts

By "Sonofaquiche" - 07/05/2017 00:00

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up in the hospital with a broken coccyx. Apparently, my drunk self came to the glorious conclusion that it would be a good idea to cannonball into a puddle while screaming "POOLPARTYYYY!" at the top of my lungs. FML

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WHO ARE YOU?

By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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Freaky

By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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By Tanner - 07/04/2012 02:26 - United States - Salem

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

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Saturday 16 May 2015 8:59

Well... I guess the headache couldn't get much worse anyway?

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 16 May 2015 9:05

Well I guess "rough night" would be an understatement, huh?

Comments

ki700 8

Saturday 16 May 2015 9:42

YDI for getting that drunk in the first place

91hayek 31

Saturday 16 May 2015 9:53

I bet vampires don't have this problem.

FitFriday 32

Sunday 17 May 2015 9:07

Very clever

skye147 20

Saturday 16 May 2015 10:46

Hey, it will make for a great story later in life. Hope you're okay, OP!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 16 May 2015 11:08

Are you alright? Or worse than the first look in the mirror? Well probably feel worse...

SauceySarah 30

Saturday 16 May 2015 11:26

I get scared when I see my reflection in the mirror everyday, not just when I'm hungover.

Ihavegas 22

Saturday 16 May 2015 11:45

that fugly moment

sturschaedel 27

Saturday 16 May 2015 12:03

Drink one glass of water with every portion of alcohol you drink and two glasses of water before you go to bed = no hangover at all. You get a headache because alcohol dehydrates the body. You fight it by hydrating.