By Kingspin - 30/03/2011 16:14 - Canada
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Kingspin
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...How would I explain the third degree burns and traces of bacon grease? And he ran off luckily.
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Rico_Mal1116
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Hit him with the frying pan full of bacon. (:
But don't spill any, cause it's vital to this wonderful morning scenario.
Rico_Mal1116
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Eat the bacon first! You can't waste any if that orgasmic bacon.
Don't risk losing the bacon!
I must be the only one who hates bacon and is not vegetarian
I hear hot sizzling bacon grease makes a good home-defense weapon...
donkeydude123
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o.O crazzyy
levraea
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Nope I hate bacon too and am basically a carnivore. *knuckle bump*
open the door then splash the very hot bacon grease on the asshole. then say "pick that mother ******" and for good measure kick him square in the sack, then in the face and ribs. then call the cops. don't forget to say "i was terrified!! I thought the guy was going to break in and kill me!!". blame the face and rib injuries on him "falling down".
^ Win (:
Kingspin
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...How would I explain the third degree burns and traces of bacon grease? And he ran off luckily.
hongkongdragonss
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true that ^^
you could have cut of the burns and still kick him... like that you wouldn't have to explain nothing more than the terror that invade you when you realised what he was doing x)
giantsfan2010
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Wow, what an idiot. Who tries to break into someones house in broad daylight?
badasses do. I always rob houses in front of witnesses and during the day.
Bacon connoisseurs the World over, that's who!
giantsfan2010
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Someone tried that on my house one time, he was arressted very shortly.
Chuck Norris does
levraea
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^^ Win. :3
Was he really random?
TraceCase_
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Was it a zombie? They're always trying to get at my bacon. Persistent little *******. I can't see how anyone else would be stupid enough to break in during daylight hours while people r obviously awake cooking breakfast. One good shot to the dome ought to do it.
Floyd4Ever
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they really need a "like" button for comments
You mean like that thumbs-up button to the right of each comment?
Lubpynk
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Are even worried about who is cooking the bacon?
who made the bacon?
FHL for being stupid enough to attempt a break-in in broad daylight.
C6Racer
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Lmao Doc, I use that joke all the time. I thought I was the only one since I'm the only smartass I know in person.
it was a vampire.
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Let him go to sleep hearing the sound of a 12 gauge.
open the door then splash the very hot bacon grease on the asshole. then say "pick that mother ******" and for good measure kick him square in the sack, then in the face and ribs. then call the cops. don't forget to say "i was terrified!! I thought the guy was going to break in and kill me!!". blame the face and rib injuries on him "falling down".