By Kingspin - 30/03/2011 16:14 - Canada
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Kingspin
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...How would I explain the third degree burns and traces of bacon grease? And he ran off luckily.
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CanadianBlondee
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Canadian Bacon! yummy.
then WHO WAS PHONE?
cocoapebbles
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That was just your house elf. he started to cook you bacon and then went out to get the mail. He accidentally locked himself out and forgot he could cast alohomora and unlock it. That's when he proceeded to pick the lock.
Hwikek
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Wow, just why are you taking that route when you can...just, wow
It is an expression there was no bacon.
THE BACON IS A LIE!!!!
sailorzoe
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I read that as goddess bacon at first. haha
LMFAO
if i were u id have waited till he gets in, standing by the front door with my stainless steel s&w .44 magnum with spier hollowpoint rounds, then blow him away.
in the morning im silly, so id probably be standing at the door with my machetti in one hand and the pan of bacon in the other, wait till he gets in and start screaming "YOU TRYIN' TO STEAL MY BACON?! HUH?!" oh god I have issues I know, but you have to have fun once in a while :)
harbqll
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Fresh-cooked bacon, AND you got to shoot a crackhead? Your life is awesome!
killface93
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robbers in the morning? damn.. the economy is pretty ******
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Let him go to sleep hearing the sound of a 12 gauge.
open the door then splash the very hot bacon grease on the asshole. then say "pick that mother ******" and for good measure kick him square in the sack, then in the face and ribs. then call the cops. don't forget to say "i was terrified!! I thought the guy was going to break in and kill me!!". blame the face and rib injuries on him "falling down".