By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 17:23 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 752
You deserved it 3 464

Same thing different taste

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astralvagan 20

That's so immature. Doesn't he know that you have to fart directly on the eye, not the pillow?

unknown_user5566 26

Tell him you were disappointed too, when you found out that his size 14 shoes didn't actually mean he has a big package. Oh, myths are fun.

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My boyfriend would do something like this too! And he's the same age hahaha oh boys are so immature!

Did he use a suppressor (keep his underpants on)? Bc that could have prevented anything from reaching you. Btw, dump this little boy.

Jester1988 3

And your so desperate that u with him WHY

My boyfrd is 25 and still does that :/

yzzami 17

It may be a good idea to drop him like a hot potato if hes purposely trying to get you sick

ScarredFlame 17

wait, what...why would you get a pink eye from farting?

How the hell do fart for an hour?! Impressive! ??