By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 17:23 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 752
You deserved it 3 465

Same thing different taste

Top comments

astralvagan 20

That's so immature. Doesn't he know that you have to fart directly on the eye, not the pillow?

unknown_user5566 26

Tell him you were disappointed too, when you found out that his size 14 shoes didn't actually mean he has a big package. Oh, myths are fun.

Comments

nancyschmancy 9

This FML is disturbing on so many levels. I don't know what is worse. That he wants to infect your eyes, or that he disrespects you enough to contaminate your pillow with poop juice! Good god! He is so not worth it!

afairshake 8

Someone has watched Knocked Up a few to many times and is obviously immature

The_F3rris 11

Why do something like this to your spouse? If she did get pink eye I predict the couch transforming into a bed.

Chel2010 10

The funny part of this FML is that my boyfriend and I actually talked about how people get pinkeye the other day lol.... boys will be boys. Even when they're 60 they'll be kids at heart

Except when they're 60 you'll definitely get pink eye due to their weakened bowel control.

Nomadic1 20

You might want to reevaluate your taste in boys, or better yet actually start dating men

Physically he is 23, mentally/emotionally he is 6. Run. Fast. He tried to make you sick- farting ? Ridiculous. But he tried to give you a virus (?). What's next? Herpes. Dump him. He's heartless and possibly dangerous.

Time to dump stinky & move on with your life

noisebox 1

I can tell that guy really loves you!

nancyschmancy 9

Wow, so freaky that you have made 666 comments. You can't stop now!