Love: Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give...

By Az - 13/06/2012 00:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML

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By Brittany - 23/12/2012 02:33 - United States

Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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By Nothanksimdone - 09/07/2021 15:59

Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML

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Lost again

By Anonymous - 31/12/2019 20:00

Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

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Mixed signals, mixed results

By Anonymous - 07/09/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML

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By ollie - 26/09/2018 13:30

Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML

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Love is love

By o___O" - 10/05/2013 20:11 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

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By fuck you right back, cockspit - 14/02/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML

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By Denki - 30/01/2013 12:21 - China - Beijing

Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML

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jupiter7 4

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:35

Well you are from Texas.

ColdplaySucks 18

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:35

Cousin marriage: never will understand why the hell people like it.

Comments

LuckyLynx7732 5

Wednesday 13 June 2012 12:18

FYL indeed. But if you do decide to go with it, be prepared for flipper babies.

blanccamaro74 6

Wednesday 13 June 2012 12:28

I'm sorry u must have selected the wrong state this could only happen in Arkansas

Cowboy1986 4

Wednesday 13 June 2012 12:35

Awww come on you can do one better than Jerry lee Lewis he married his third cousin!! Play for keeps

Chandler1Bing 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 14:06

Welcome to Kentucky!

thetoxiclion 4

Wednesday 13 June 2012 14:20

Sooo is he hot?

pink_cupcakes01 6

Wednesday 13 June 2012 14:33

No offense, they put this up but not the same post about my first cousin? I understand what you're going through!

snafu63 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 15:40

it's 1st cousins you have to worry about, boning your 2nd cousin is just fine.

chasec23 4

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:21

Is that legal?

uglycrow 5

Wednesday 13 June 2012 17:28

Closer kin, deeper in! Bahahahaha!

TrippingOnAcid 29

Wednesday 13 June 2012 17:29

Nothing overly wrong about second-cousins

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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Today, I came home early from business trip to Paris, where I bought an engagement ring. I was going to take my girlfriend of two years out and propose to her. I sneaked into our house as a surprise and… she was having sex with another man. Now I have a ring that I can only return in France. FML

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Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

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Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML

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Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

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