By Az - 13/06/2012 00:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
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ColdplaySucks 18

Cousin marriage: never will understand why the hell people like it.

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DrBlack 9

Guess it depends on wether it's blood relative or by marriage... still really weird though.

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AussieChild 22

I am very proud to live in Australia, where you have to be at least third cousins to date! I'm sorry to all those people who said that they think second cousins are fine, but it's actually icky. You have too much of the same DNA to have a sexual relationship- and the literature backs that up.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

AWKWARD!!!

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Bright_Lights 14

If it's good enough for the royal family...

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jim_bolicious 4

Incest is best keep it in the family

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jim_bolicious 4

At least it's not your dad or brother

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smilez614 1

I had the same problem except mine was from Minnesota.

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ogskater 0

Just introduce him to your sister if you have one

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cupcake2991 4

Well you've got your cousins, then your first cousins, and your second cousins.... Sorry if this was already posted.

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