By Az - 13/06/2012 00:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
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ColdplaySucks 18

Cousin marriage: never will understand why the hell people like it.

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the_enigma1019 1

Just tell him no, it's not that hard

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unknown_user5566 26

... That's what she said. ;)

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tnttse 6

Put em down gently. You never know how crazy will react

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inkedav 8

Must live in Texas.... Oh wait..

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melrose90210 10

JERRY! JERRY! JRRY!

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Kbearlove23 0

Just tell him nicely it wouldn't work out(:

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FunkyDivaBird 2

That's really creepy... FYL

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Sandman578737 0

A guy that thought to bring you flowers at least wincest

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