By Az - 13/06/2012 00:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
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ColdplaySucks 18

Cousin marriage: never will understand why the hell people like it.

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tehdarkness 21

Wow... No one said "wincest" yet?? I mean, he seems kinda nice :p

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sulljason 0

"That's a grey area." :3 Jeff Dunham quote.

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SchlomoTheGrinch 18

Ya'll better git yerself a shot gun an' a straight aim ;-) On a side note: Texas is what happens when the family tree doesn't branch...

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ceoofawesomeness 2

is it rlly tht creepy to have a distant cousin love u?

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The_darklord_666 6

It's legal to marry your second cousin it may be werid though and it won't affect kids

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AussieChild 22

In Australia it has to be third cousin to be legal

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kdmozzfreak 2

wow. no offense but he's a looney. you should tell him to back off and let you live your life or that he can give you some space and make websites about or write about you in his diary. just sayin. fyl

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Skittles_Rawr 8

Well, you know what they say: a family that lays together, stays together :)

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shutyourmouth12Z 7

Incest is perfectly normal..

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YOLO1117 1

Everythings bigger in texas so I guess so is his dic....i mean love

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bacon_strip96 0

Sounds like your cousin is the new Edgar Allen Poe.

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