By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 642
You deserved it 3 729

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Mouse: Oh you're awake. Go back to sleep. It's all going to be okay. *caresses hair*

jstorie95 8

Bet that was a nice surprise to wake up to

Comments

reiichan 18

Am I the only person that finds that oddly adorable?

8313girl 28

Yeah I know that this is no comparison but I used to have a puppy that would do that too. He'd chew my hair if I laid down on the carpet. He somehow got outside the house and was killed when he ran into traffic. I still miss him. Anyway, back to the cute baby mouse. Poor thing didn't know any better. Probably was just playing around and wondering what made the human scream so loud.

beaverteaser 16
brendejafulable 41

How about you live in a clean environment? Nasty bitches.

Did you name him Mickey? (Or Minnie if it's a girl mouse)

This is the most FML worthy FML I've seen tbh

Hiimhaileypotter 52

I don't think you've seen many, then.

KatyLarae 13

Mouse: shh it's just a dream, go back to sleep... *gnaws on hair some more*

ostfaiz 18

u must b scared, time to fix up traps n clean ur bedroom

Get it and taie it as a pet! That would be so awesome!