By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

Mouse: Oh you're awake. Go back to sleep. It's all going to be okay. *caresses hair*

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jstorie95 8

Bet that was a nice surprise to wake up to

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ajlannigan 13

Just like being a real life Disney princess!

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ohSNAPyall 26

Was it a big mouse or a minnie mouse?

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laden_swallow09 34

May not be possible if OP's in an apartment.

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MrsMerleDixon 10

I agree. I used to have a pet mouse. I named him Mr. Jingles after the mouse from the Green Mile.

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NotARealThing 4

Hey, look on the bright side. At least you know your hair is tasty.

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MrBoredomioo 18

Goddamn it Mickey!

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WolfyGrace 24

I guess it's time to found out where that mouse came from and exterminate the problem. Or get a cat. Or even both, depending how bad it turned out to be.

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WolfyGrace 24

#30 is in a way right. There was a scorpion in my room once and I tried to get my cat to kill it. It took several minutes, but he finally got it. I did once have a cat, though, that killed a rat when we couldn't (he passed, unfortunately). Not all cats are lazy and useless, but some are. There are cats out there that are worthwhile!

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