By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 03:09 - Canada

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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IMB916 0

YDI for having such bad taste in men.

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Alishmc 0

Shit, that'd scare me too. He's not pillow material. At all.

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SuperEgo19 0

First off, if you have a Robert Pattinson pillowcase, your a huuge loser, and secondly I hope it hurt.

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xxlambertladyxx 0

I have an Adam lambert pillow case:) but I hate rob. he's gross. Adams easier on the eyes. it's NICE to wake up and see HIM.

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wiggz1990 0

if one more person posts an fml about Robert pattison am gonna ****** pile u up and blow u to pieces ,,,

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DemonChild13 0

You fail at life

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kristykristyyetm 0

hahhaahhhahaha omg that's hilarious . your such a fail

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allplayedout 20

I have never seen a more complete ydi. op is a creeper who doesn't remember the fact they are a creeper.

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Sencilia 14

YDI for having a Robert Pattison pillow!

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BTBAMFan 0

you deserve it for having that atrocity of a teenage angst marketing tool in your room

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zman1422 3

we obviously see what this means.... Team Jacob!

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