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well, let's face it, your day could be worse right now. You're lucky that you didn't kill yourself or someone else while you drove your ass home. However, everyone else is still screwed cause you're still around to take them out next time you decide to drink your face off and drive home. congratulations.
If you were that drunk, don't you think there was still enough alcohol left in your blood the following morning that you shouldn't have driven to work in the first place? Duh, sorry, YDI. If you're old enough to drive, you should by now know how much you can drink and when to stop. Going a little overboard from time to time, fine, I'll give you that, but not when you're going to drive home [who the heck were you with that they even let you enter the car? I know that my friends would never let someone get into their car and drive if they were that shitfaced] and when you've got work the next morning.
Wow, you're so sexy! Who wouldn't want to date you? Go to an AA meeting, you've obviously hit bottom!
There's nothing wrong with getting a bit drunk once in a while, but when you drink so much that you end up wetting yourself, THAT is a problem. You know what else is a problem? DRIVING DRUNK! You're lucky you didn't hit anyone. How would you feel if you slammed into a car and killed the innocent people inside? Go out for drinks all you want, but take a cab or something. I can't stand selfish, stupid, ignorant people like you.
Consider maybe you did kill somebody last night in your drunken state. Maybe a hit and run, maybe ran their car off the road without actually colliding. Luckily, if you did your conscience won't be troubled by their death as you were to drunk to even control your bodily functions. OBTW, consider that none of it was your pee. Maybe you hooked up with somebody into golden showers.
YDI for being drunk enough to piss on yourself, your bed, and your car. It's called "drinking in moderation". Ever heard of it? YDI for driving home intoxicated. YOU. COULD. HAVE. KILLED. SOMEONE. YDI for drinking when you know you have to work the next day. How ******* professional of you, yeah? I'm sure your boss and coworkers REALLY appreciate the stink of alcohol on your breath and oozing out of your every pore...along with the smell of urine that has, by now, worked its way throughout your entire car. I hope you get fired. YDI for driving to work the next day. If you were truly THAT shitfaced, chances are there's either alcohol still coursing through your blood or you have one HELL of a hangover. Both of which make driving a BAD IDEA. You stupid, idiotic, self-serving cow. I sincerely hope that the next time you decide to be a drunken ass and drive while intoxicated, you get caught and have your license revoked. You're clearly a danger to yourself and society. And if getting your license revoked doesn't cure your alcohol problems, please just drive on some empty back road at 100 mph and wrap yourself around a tree. One less drunken moron on the road.
Word.
You deserved to be pissed on in prison, you drunk-driving ****.
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Yeah, thanks for endangering everyone's lives, bitch. You were so drunk that you pissed yourself twice and don't remember any of it, so you decided driving home would be a good idea?
wow that sucks so you pissed yourself twice. The FIRST time being when you drove yourself home drunk.