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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2025 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML

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By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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doomking10 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:23

Yeah, thanks for endangering everyone's lives, bitch. You were so drunk that you pissed yourself twice and don't remember any of it, so you decided driving home would be a good idea?

HiddenAce91 6

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:22

wow that sucks so you pissed yourself twice. The FIRST time being when you drove yourself home drunk.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Sunday 13 December 2009 17:43

Wow! YDI on so many levels! OP, you are a disgrace and I hope you know it.

lilnurse_44 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 17:49

I wish people could see what I see in the EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT...

concealedhavoc 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 17:56

**** your life? right. you should be thankful you still have one. Quit driving drunk and maybe I'll care that poor you sat in your own pee.

failuristic 3

Sunday 13 December 2009 18:08

"...after a long night of drinking," Automatic YDI. When those beer commercials say "party responsibly" they DON'T me get drunk off your ass so badly that you literally piss yourself. ******* iiddiiooottt D:

thighsofglory 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 18:42

Must not be Northern Virginia. Muslims don't drink and their women aren't allowed to drive.

fatedhan57 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 18:53

Well, last time I checked I'm Muslim and I'm very capable of driving. Thanks.

__no_one__ 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:32

While muslim women are allowed to drive (at least the Muslim girl I was going to school with, who was rather faithful, did get her license), they in fact do not drink.