Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped...

By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By thanks_world - 26/12/2013 06:48 - United States - Everett

Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 03:00

Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML

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By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By dogh8er - 18/12/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML

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By imahater07 - 25/12/2015 06:28

Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML

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By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By Marcella_03 - 05/12/2009 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML

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ninjaboy18 6

Tuesday 25 December 2012 6:18

Looks like Santa and your mom had a good time.

JustLikeTheStars 10

Tuesday 25 December 2012 6:18

Your mom knows how to party! Lmao.

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GamerGirl93 6

Tuesday 25 December 2012 6:59

Omg, what kind of christmas is that? FYL.

nikkipettyfer 24

Tuesday 25 December 2012 7:01

Sounds like a fun time!

courtaneee 3

Tuesday 25 December 2012 7:05

Welcome to my life lol

onorexveritas 23

Tuesday 25 December 2012 7:05

way to celebrate

TheEmoSuperman 16

Tuesday 25 December 2012 7:07

would have been a lot worse if it was a Chanukiah that was knocked over (for those who don't know, it's candles)

senor_awesome 14

Tuesday 25 December 2012 7:58

I thought that was called a Menorah (spelling?) if I am wrong, I apoligize.

Corrupt_waffles 13

Tuesday 25 December 2012 8:18

You are right. It is not a 'Chanukah' it's a menorah. Chanukah is the holiday. :/ And my cat knocked it over once. This is why the animals are now locked in a room until the candles burn out. @_@

AntFinney 9

Tuesday 25 December 2012 8:19

How do you knock over an entire cultural holiday??

TheEmoSuperman 16

Tuesday 25 December 2012 21:10

you are both wrong. i am Jewish and seeing how I celebrate this holiday, I think I know what I am talking about. it is called a Chanukiah. the holiday is chanukkah, and the menorah only has 7 candles and is not used for this holiday. A (חנוכיה) has 8 candles. and notice how Chanukiah is pronounced (cha-noo-key-ah) and the holiday is pronounced (cha-noo-ka)