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By Marcella_03 - 05/12/2009 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML

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By Project-Mayhem - 02/12/2009 10:57 - United States

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2013 04:47 - United States - North Port

Today, I was at a Christmas party when I noticed someone had taken all of the cash I had from out of my wallet. It was a family gathering. I'm related to the culprit but have no idea who it is. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 20:49 - United States

Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML

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By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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By thanks_world - 26/12/2013 06:48 - United States - Everett

Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML

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Gwyndion 9

Saturday 5 December 2009 19:52

I pitied you untill I read you clicked "Like" on a facebook update with a theft. I feel a bit bad for the rest of your family but not for you. Should report em to the cops really.

NotEven 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:06

YDI because you liked it until you found out it was your tree. Meaning you agree with #5.

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Gwyndion 9

Saturday 5 December 2009 19:52

I pitied you untill I read you clicked "Like" on a facebook update with a theft. I feel a bit bad for the rest of your family but not for you. Should report em to the cops really.

rotwiler97 2

Monday 8 February 2010 7:58

"village"? what the ****!?!!?

angel2daniyal 0

Friday 12 March 2010 15:45

england still has alot of villages. it's normal.

wheatie 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 19:23

hahaha this is actually the best. karma for liking it(: but it's not ydi.. you couldn't have known right? and yeah she "like"ed something with theft, but no ones perfect. are you aN angel? nopee. it was funny and that's why it was liked.:

i13Zero 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 22:35

Idaho has plenty of scattered villages

foreversummer67 3

Friday 27 July 2012 8:14

Hah. "Villiage..."

redshortsx 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 19:55

karma sucks

princessAj1 6

Friday 30 September 2011 22:36

Village ?? Wtf

RyeBreadBoy 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 19:58

At least you know where to go get it.

spiderman0606 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 21:53

That's what I was thinking. Also, go get them arrested, plus sued for the trauma that they put on your family. Now you have your evidence! And if your friend wasnt the one who stole your tree then karma's a bitch, especially since you 'liked' her status.

Stoj_fml 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:12

Ahaha, trauma. I don't think they would be traumatised by a Christmas tree that disappeared from their yard. If the tree was so important, it would be kept inside.

billyH 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:02

Stealing is ok as long as it's not from you.

NotEven 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:06

YDI because you liked it until you found out it was your tree. Meaning you agree with #5.

null_fml 11

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:12

This

TeAmo97 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:37

noo idiot OP means that after the fact that the girls stole his x-mas tree, he liked her stayus

blakehilli8 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:10

blakehilli8 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:15

ninth !; r r tvr. fg

drkwlf 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:17

Ah well, I would have also liked a status like that.

wheatie 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 19:25

so would I(:

Acidpops 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:19

I would go 'unlike' it if I were you.

Tazzabell 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:24

THIS SHOULD BE ON MLIA

spiderman0606 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 21:56

Because everyone gets their christmas tree stolen?

RyeBreadBoy 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 23:25

Probably because Tazzabell likes to spam every post talking about MLIA. I actually have no idea if that's true or not. But really, this could be on MLIA if a ninja stole your Christmas tree so that he could celebrate by testing Yahoo/Google rivalries and posting on Mystery Google (Social?) with Harry Potter and Waldo in a fort constructed and maintained by cool old people and guarded by dinosaurs.