By ZINGER - 14/11/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML
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enough4 0

How thoughtful and creative of the guy smashing your headlights to return to his place, grab a pen and a post-it note, concisely and wittily explain his motives, then return to your vehicle to put it on the windshield. You'd think someone thoughtful enough to think of your reaction would try to find out where you lived to tell you, or to just put a few dirty rags over the lights, since he obviously knows the expensive inconvenience he's putting you through. But then you wouldn't have an situation worthy to submit to FML, would you? Looks like it worked out for everyone involved.

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katherinebby17 28

oh man i would have been so pissed off

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perdix 29

Occam's Razor: The simplest solution is always the best.

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turdburgers 0

Get off the computer and call the cops on whoever's house your lights were shining into.

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alwaysalady 0

Someone stole my stereo twice, so I finally stuck a peice of cardboard in the hole with "Already Stolen" on it. A few days later I found my window smashed in and " Had to check" written on it. Sucked.

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saviisneat 0

Omg where the hell do you live? After a while I would put a tiger in my car at night. Best way to scare off potential thieves. I'm sorry but it's pretty funny that someone wrote back "had to check".

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girlygirl666 0

Ok, now that's just funny. I want to be that person's friend.

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idrivefast 0

That's one of the FML is read several months ago.

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enough4 0

Lot of surprisingly clever thieves with pens at the ready these days, it would seem. And here I was thinking most people who break into your car are agitated idiot crackheads who just want to take your shit and run.

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Maddoctor 10

Wow enough4, can you be any more sarcastic on this FML? We get it, you don't think these stories are likely.

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avfcfan89 0

how do you not know that your headlights are on? you have to be a complete dumbass not to notice it.

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powermad80 2

lol, at least this isn't one of those situations where people damage someone's property thinking it is someone else's.

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kelseyrae 0

At least the person helped you out

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Next time you'll remember to turn them off, stupid. YDI

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aznboymike175 0

wow, people need to chill out, sometimes you just forget to turn off the headlights. my car beeps at me if i leave them on if the door is open and the keys are out of the ignition, and i still left 'em on by accident once shit happens

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saviisneat 0

You are a dumbass then. If you DON'T turn off the lights while the car is BEEPING at you saying "Hey dumbass don't forget to turn the lights off" then you deserve to have your lights punched out as well.

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