By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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lillaurie89 2

Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..

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EmreArslan 11

Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!

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Comments

MCTime 12

How could she not? I'd like to think that no one in her position could pretend it's no big deal. "Oh, I usually wake up gagging...it has nothing to do with you eating my scabs, that's perfectly normal." Right.

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laden_swallow09 34

"Awkward" doesn't even begin to cover it! (No, but a scab would!) buh-dum, tsshhhh

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perdix 29

A vampire who likes the crunchy mouthfeel?

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Kog_Hiro 17

Better then the sparkling ones? Not sure yet.

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Furrywhiplash 14

Well since it doesn't say the boyfriend was exposed to sunlight, I say we do just that. If he sparkles, we may have just discovered the worst type of vampire out there...

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MCTime 12

Dried blood clots just have more flavor, every vampire knows this.

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javachip1shot 0

At least he's not pressing pimples and eating the puss.

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Musicholic_asey 1

Thanks, as if I wasn't already grossed out before I saw your comment.

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WCARlover 34

Wow I guess it's safe to say that he'll like anything you cook then?

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BunBunBabe 8

Good point, that's nasty to think about

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WheresPengAt 0

That clearly tells you that he loves every bits of you

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EmreArslan 11

Wait hold it right there! You are a ninja? Or a muslim? Am confused :S

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Kog_Hiro 17

I got plenty bucket to go round guys. And does it really matter what Noor is? Shes a ninja. That's all we really need to know.

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