By BW - 07/06/2009 21:49 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 772
You deserved it 6 306

Same thing different taste

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I just moderated this one an hour ago! This is very exciting for me. I've never had that happen before. The power is intoxicating! I think I'll fire someone tomorrow! This feeling's great!

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cosmosnickers 3

janderson? What is up with people named Brandon?! (LOL - "irony")

cosmosnickers 3

Okay...odd question...I'm hoping this is a coincidence...has janderson said their real name yet? Or any personal info as all the posts are "unviewable"...

el_bastardo 0

There is an age old cure for things like this.. ****. It'll get her jealous too, there is nothing sweeter than watching the tables turn before your very eyes..

annaattack 0

Well if she didn't want to screw you in real life, why would she in her dreams?

ezbz11 0

that's why marriages fail.

sounds like she's too tired all the time or maybe cheating seduce her in the morning she may get into it most likely

amazingkate 0

your marriage is on the rocks, dude! the rocks! the thing about a girl's libido is if you don't use it you'll lose it. get thee to a marriage counselor! someone else needs to convince her that sex with her husband ain't no terrible thang! and they will. from what i understand they love getting couples back in the sack. and i'm not trying to hate on your wife but withholding sex is a really passive aggressive thing. maybe she's not happy with you in other areas. but to find out you must talk! it's rough but you got to talk about it.

wow, you people are mean. for what it's worth, i think finding a lover is justified.