Intimacy: Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon!...

By BW - 07/06/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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By girlgirlinsanity - 25/07/2010 11:09 - United States

Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2020 05:00

Today, it's the third night in a row that I have had a sexual dream involving another woman. I'm married and when I tried talking to my husband about pleasing me better, he told me he doesn't want to go down on me because it makes him nervous. FML

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By Light Sleeper - 14/10/2012 04:24 - United States - Evansville

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML

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By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 08:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my wife had a dream in which I died while she was pregnant. This is troubling, especially since I had the exact same dream the day before. FML

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By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML

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ForestFire0 1

Monday 8 June 2009 1:38

I just moderated this one an hour ago! This is very exciting for me. I've never had that happen before. The power is intoxicating! I think I'll fire someone tomorrow! This feeling's great!

MissCherrywhipx 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:33

Unlucky!

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californicated 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:30

ouch..

EmbraceTheOne 2

Monday 8 June 2009 8:38

Awe :(

christopherlove 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:40

She definitely needs help if she has nightmares about it. Run away!

urbwzrd 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:42

I think you should be glad because she said "Brandon"! What if she told "John"? :))

HorrorByrd 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:57

Just be thankful that she was saying your name...

judgeymcjudge 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:01

ROFL, how did I know monicamischief would be on this post? XD Always good for a laugh. And I always miss jandersoniii's comments! Dammit, I miss out on all the fun! OP: Sucks to be you.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:32

I think what monicamischief is trying to say is if she broke both her legs or something or horrible that physically made it impossible to have sex than she would allow her man to have sex with another women until she recovered and what do all you people mean sex isnt important WHY WOULD ANY OF YOU STAY WITH SOMEONE WHO ISNT EVEN WILLING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU???? if shes not gonna do that do you think she gives a shit about raising kids or taking care of your other needs? and Jesus Christ people you take trolls to seriously you need to see what the **** a joke is I have no idea what the comment was if someone could please repost it that would be great but it sounds to me like your all just going crazy over nothing

Nenor_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 10:07

At least she called you Brandon....could've been a lot worse :)

hellFighter 0

Monday 8 June 2009 11:29

time to divorce... seriously when this happens, it's inevitable. get the upper hand by making the first move.

FPsLife 5

Monday 8 June 2009 11:53

All you people are talking about love and compromise, but it sounds like he's doing all the compromising... I guess we don't know the full extent of the situation, but they should probably just get counseling at this point.