By danjoylovefun - 25/10/2010 00:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML
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Anaxes 5

You could give the fish to the cat and you could solve 2 problems.

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1221jamw 11

HOLY MOLY. you have 51 unconfirmed posts!

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hunterauto777 0

Get rid of the stupid cat-IT IS THE ONE WHO SHAT ON YOUR FLOOR!

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Matt_192 6

YDI it for waking up and shxtting on the floor and your cat

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imhowie 2

Get rid of the damn cat. That fish will never shit on your floor.

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starile 19

I REALLY wanna know what kind of fish this is! But maybe it's not the fish your cat is scared of, but part of the tank's equipment.

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tencentsakiss 19

At first, I was like, "why would he wake up and shit on the floor and the poor hiding cat?". hahaha. That's just how I saw it at first, until I read the whole thing.

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tencentsakiss 19

I'm half asleep and that had way too many commas or something.

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QWERTYCommander 5

OP, why did you wake up just to shit on the floor?

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do_your_job 0

You could get rid of a stupid pet like the cat....they are completely useless animals. Get a real pet, like a dog. Dumbass.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

your cat isn't Garfield for sure..

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muthafuca 0

Here's how I read the first part of this: "Today I woke up to shit on my floor." Much funnier FML.

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