I read that soo wrong

Your cat is a square. LoL

The cat will get used to it! If he doesn't after a month, then consider giving away the fish to someone who knows what they're doing.

Semi-irrelevant story time. Fish are ******* scary. Once, I owned a shark. This type of shark was super small and would only get up to about a foot long when fully grown, but I bought it as a baby so it was about the size of a pinky finger. I already had a small aquarium at home with a small frog in it, and was concerned about adding another animals but employees at Jack's Aquarium reassured me that neither the shark nor the frog I already had were aggressive so no harm would come to either. My child brain at the time automatically connected the word "shark" to the movie Jaws, so I was still quite nervous about it. I watched the tank like a hawk when I was home to make sure my frog wouldn't get hurt but they really didn't interact with each other at all. Since they were two different types of animals they obviously had different types of food, and I'd put one kind of one side and one on the other, hoping to avoid any fighting. That's when things started getting weird. One day as I was feeding them I noticed they started eating each other's food. It was just like they came to a mutual agreement to try the other's food. Anyways, I thought it was odd but it really wasn't anything to be concerned about I didn't think so I just let then do whatever, as long as they were eating something it was fine. I was wrong. Then it got to the point where they wouldn't eat anything at all, almost as if eating the wrong kind of food made them incredibly sick. I hoped maybe it would wear off and they'd both go back to normal and start eating their own food again but they just would NOT eat. I bought different kinds, more expensive ones-- anything I could think of. This went on for about a week until one day I came home from school to find my frog sort of sitting at the bottom of the tank, looking very sick, with something very huge and very fish-shaped just poking out of his stomach and my shark no where to be found inside the tank. The frog ATE the shark. It ate a ******* shark. It was still in it's stomach for a few more hours after that surprisingly. That night it exploded and it was all very morbid but I still cannot get over the fact that it was the exact opposite of what I hoped wouldn't but sort of expected to happen. Aaaaand I really don't know why I even wrote this out. Frogs aren't even fish. What the ****. You just wasted your time reading this and I wasted even more of mine actually writing it.

When I first read this, I read it as "I woke up to shit on my floor", as if he woke up for the sole purpose of ******** on his floor.

Ohhh Irony!

At first I read it as you woke up to take a shit on the floor.