By argh - 20/03/2012 08:16 - United States - Houston

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
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Curfman 0

I bet they were bigger than yours too

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loserman67 35

You my friend are suffering from deeply recessed homosexual tendencies. The influence of alcohol introduced into your brain function has let you "drop your guard" so to speak and you reacted by opening that "closed chamber" and let your deepest desires loose. By drawing several phalluses on your face and I am probably safe in saying that most of them, if not all were pointed at your mouth you were able to realize your dream of being orally penetrated by several well hung men. Go with your desires, do not keep them repressed, open the "well-spring" of sexual freedom you have been guarding as a secert all these years. $300 dollars please..... BTW - this post was funny as shit!

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bchatzis 9

Yeah, If you drew the dicks pointing to your mouth then you definitely have problems.. :)

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andiiturtle 0

Haha I think I found a best friend...I'd do the same thing, important thing is you were having fun! ;)

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farkas420 0

Hilarious! Hope you didn't have to work mornin shift haha right on man. Were they pointed at your mouth? Hahaha. Bet you wish you didn't remember doing it to yourself! Haha be happy you didn't wake up to fait memory of someone else stickin there actual dick in your mouth! Haha too funny

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tattoofano 0

it's all about having a good time. you'll laugh about this soon enough.

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Cad6 24

More like "dickface". Just sayin'

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