By argh - 20/03/2012 08:16 - United States - Houston

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
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Curfman 0

I bet they were bigger than yours too

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loserman67 35

You my friend are suffering from deeply recessed homosexual tendencies. The influence of alcohol introduced into your brain function has let you "drop your guard" so to speak and you reacted by opening that "closed chamber" and let your deepest desires loose. By drawing several phalluses on your face and I am probably safe in saying that most of them, if not all were pointed at your mouth you were able to realize your dream of being orally penetrated by several well hung men. Go with your desires, do not keep them repressed, open the "well-spring" of sexual freedom you have been guarding as a secert all these years. $300 dollars please..... BTW - this post was funny as shit!

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iamyummylicious 14

The face is generally part of your head. just sayin'.

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fishface517 10

Here's a little joke... Drugs- addicted Sex- addicted Smoking- addicted What hit you in the face this morning when you got out of bed? Addicted ( sounded out it sounds like a dick did, just in case if you didn't get it ) Haha Xd looks like OP got hit By a few.

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puppie406 23

LOL! sucks op, dont worry, permanent marker comes off eventually!!! Sorry dick face XD

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equius4life 8

I have a feeling that a Strider was helping...

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pinky78711 5

well its not permenent on skin i tell my friends this they dont believe me

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bizarre_ftw 21

It's not that hard to get permanent marker off....... All the same, next time you drink make sure you evacuate the house of permanent markers (honestly, how drunk were you? Even at my worst I've enough sense to remember that drawing profanity on my face and such other obvious bad ideas were, as I say, bad ideas)

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DJP0N3 0

There is no such thing as a permanent marker use hand sanitizer

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brittany1655 5

when i get that drunk i get dicks on my face too! ..but they arnt draw on..

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seidel182 0

You are a ******* liar, no one does that!!!

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