Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

By mymomsstupid - 29/06/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 176

You deserved it 3 741

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By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 196

You deserved it 3 154

By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 281

You deserved it 2 648

By abygalee - 10/07/2016 20:42 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom hadn't talked to me for 5 days, so worried sick I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 012

You deserved it 721

By why.mom - 21/08/2019 00:01

Today, my mom got arrested for statutory rape. She apparently had sex with my best friend during a cookout, which was to celebrate my dad's cancer going into remission. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 205

You deserved it 170

What did you do?

By Wtmcisdis - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Douglasville

Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 176

You deserved it 401

Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 170

You deserved it 3 217

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 157

You deserved it 4 856

By jhulich - 24/12/2013 20:48 - Sweden - H?gersten

Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 723

You deserved it 3 286

By DaoOfPow - 23/05/2015 07:51 - United States - Danbury

Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 292

You deserved it 3 230

By asdf - 02/02/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 315

You deserved it 2 824

nubx 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:00

So mother doesn't know best?

Mrrevorp 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:01

ooooooh looks like you're on your own for breakfast huh?

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seeunexttuesdays 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 3:36

FREEDOM!!

CTM0 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:21

fore vhat reason

cupcakequeen10 2

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:38

wow what did she do dude :)

lilnick54 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 22:18

i think i saw my future lol

lemonsquare33 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:09

who would vote this 'you totally deserved it' ??

sdroze1389 31

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:51

unless OP put her there lol

sdroze1389 31

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:53

still want to know what she did...

crissaay 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 19:45

It's okay it happens to my boyfriends PARENTS all the time.

FruitCakeSally 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 19:46

Welcome to the club

iluvmusic8128 0

Friday 17 February 2012 20:58

like mother like daughter? I hope not!

anongrl5846 19

Wednesday 25 April 2012 19:15

Lol

tuckit 28

Sunday 22 June 2014 3:58

What a role model :D

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