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By Brummsta - 27/01/2010 07:41 - Australia

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML

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tyrob911 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:15

looks like you've got a nosey neighbour. if she's a female, I say drill her if you know what i mean

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:27

You are a heavy sleeper bro.

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CamoChick13 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:11

ohh haha me thinks yu gots a stalkeR hahajaahaaha (:: YDI!!

irsmeagol 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:14

WIN!

Carbonchild 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:15

In your head would have sucked more.

slutbunny 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:20

Well at least your neighbor returned it.

DJones19 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:20

omg! creepy!!!

rafter007_fml 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:28

om gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. sucks to be you. be glad it wasn't a horse's head.

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:50

I hope the neighbor was kind enough to leave her sex toy attachment in the chuck, so you can experience the same mechanico-erotic pleasure she's been having all week. I mean, fair's fair, right?

heykelsey 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:24

another perdix win,

lenavis 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:15

perdix, please marry me.

iranoutofnames 6

Wednesday 27 January 2010 18:05

aww how thoughtful. wish my neighbor broke into my house simply to return power tools in the middle of the night. saves the awkwardness of eventually havin to ask for it back!

Scorpio1989 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:38

wow what a creeper fyl

jayjay777 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:04

lol, that's hilarious, but I think that this is either fake, or the drill was given to another member of your family, who put it on your bed.

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