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By Brummsta - 27/01/2010 07:41 - Australia

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML

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By CB - 19/11/2009 01:30 - New Zealand

Today, I have to go to the dentist to get a tooth capped. Why? Because my room mate knows I sleepwalk and thought it would be funny to put a trip wire across the top of the stairs. It worked. FML

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By petra84 - 22/10/2012 22:34 - United States - Evans

Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2023 12:00

Today, after a full year of work getting my house decorated, it was finally finished. I stepped back from the last painted wall to admire it and my neighbour on the other side of the wall, who was doing some decorating of his own, drilled too far and punched his drill bit right through the wall. FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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tyrob911 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:15

looks like you've got a nosey neighbour. if she's a female, I say drill her if you know what i mean

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:27

You are a heavy sleeper bro.

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RequiemCube 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:41

In your country, you wake up in bed with cordless drill. In Soviet Russia, bed wakes up with cordless drill in you!

Yarrachel 16

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:25

Giggidy

XxRyanxX300 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:31

lol

natedog193 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 6:46

lmao

xosKsxo 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:36

yeahhh. I'm so sure

davidhasmorefun 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:51

I think #1 is used to cordless drills in her bed. the ones with ****** attached

Bertha5 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:16

maybe ur neighbour knocked on the door and if u live with someone than they answered the door, ur neighbour gave them the drill, and they put it on ur bed;) or they just crawled through a window hehe

oxrox 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:34

You should get a better picture you... you... just do it!

ObadiahtheSlim 2

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:46

YDI unless he had to break in to return it.

viper63 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:04

sweet

shinyred 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:34

Do people not understand locking doors and windows at night anymore? So many FMLs have been something happens, I live alone. Its not that hard of a concept!

threedowntroy 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 16:38

I agree! shoot my house is on total lockdown at night when I go to bed! haha

lpwTJtilli 6

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:14

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I_skatee 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:58

what's wrong with that is that his neighbor was maybe watching him sleep

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