By CantBlink - 16/07/2012 18:25 - United States - Jersey City

Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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Same thing different taste

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It's okay by the end of the day you'll have broken some kind of guiness worded record for the longest held stare as well as creeped the shit out of everyone around you :)

Good idea! When in doubt, poke your eye with a needle.

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Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck.

bookbrace 6

I was hoping there was a fellow Whovian on here.

I only logged on to congradulate you on the reference, just watched that episode the othjer day xD

Darn, someone beat me to it! But YAY for other fans!

It's just a stye if you don't mess with it'll go away. No big deal and maybe you should clean your makeup products so the bacteria doesn't stay on it and if it hurts really bad put ice on it or others prefer a warm towel on it.

I didn't even know that was possible. Omg I'm never going to touch my eyelid again. FML.

well...at least you'll be in practice should you ever encounter the weeping angels.

weownthenightsom 4

that'll be great if you encounter a Weeping Angel!

marisadc79 0

That is probably not a pimple but a sty which is common and painful. Look it up on Web Md and see if your symptoms match. It can be as easy as using a washcloth with warm water to help. Hope you're better soon ouch.

Sounds weird but put a tea bag in hot water for a few min and then put the tea bag on your eye a few times a day. The antioxidants in the tea help with the swelling and help it to go away and the heat feels good.

ORR, and this is just an idea, but you COULD get the **** over it and realize that pretty much everyone gets at least one pimple I'm their life. Pretty much my whole face (chin, cheeks, and one spot on my forehead) breaks out about twice a month. Yeah, it's a little embarrassing and a pain in the ass, but unless you have a big event tonight, you'll live.

Most ppl here are wrong. I'm a medical student It's called a stye. It's an inflamed eyelash follicle. Your best bet is to place a warm cloth on it, at least 5 times aday. Don't touch or rub ur eyes. Take a motrin( unless allergies against Motrin or kidney disease)