I'm guessing it hurts to blink? Pimples are such a pain, especially in sensitive or odd areas.

Could be a cyst. I've had it before as long as it dosent turn red and swell just put a hot face clothe on it for 10- 15 mins a day and it will get rid of it.

That's a stye! Go to the doctor! Throw away any eye makeup unless you wanna keep getting them!

It might not be a pimple, it is probably a stye. Those occur often when you don't wash your eye makeup off or sleep in it. Don't try to cover it up with makeup, that could make it worse.

I had one inside my eyelid once that i had to get a cream for...maybe a doctor can help?

Pimple = Poop In My Pants Like Ewoks

Pimples suck whether you're self-conscious or not because they hurt (especially in more sensitive areas). You might not care about your appearance, but maybe the OP does- try to be a little more sensitive and a little less self-righteous, since there are definitely nicer ways to tell people not to worry too much about their looks. FYL OP, I've had bad pimples before too- good luck waiting it out.

You have a stye. Do not pop it it'll make it worse. Go to the doctor and keep a warm compress on it. Throw away makeup too and get some new ones.

Ewwwww that's so gross!

If anyone asks just make some crazy story up about being bit by some weird spider for a day or two until it goes away. Freak some people out!