By CantBlink - 16/07/2012 18:25 - United States - Jersey City

Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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TheJester12 15

It's okay by the end of the day you'll have broken some kind of guiness worded record for the longest held stare as well as creeped the shit out of everyone around you :)

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greenie213 23

Good idea! When in doubt, poke your eye with a needle.

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kimg0885 23

Don't **** with it! My mom had the same thing though it was a pimple and tried to pop it. Long story short she had to have surgery to remove it. Do the compress everyone is talking about and hopefully that will help.

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RosaLeigh98 0

I didn't know that was possible?! Good luck with your eyelid pimple OP!

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Boob_fml 6

Eyelid removal is the way to go.

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Unbweavable 17

That is the grossest/funniest thing I've ever read

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rooney0710 5

You don't read much. Today I read about cannibals making soup out of penises in the paper

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DracoSpirita 21

65 - What paper do you read? I want to start reading that one too!

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Unbweavable 17

Don't be dumb. Pretty sure that I meant ON HERE since I wrote it ON HERE.

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downtime 12

106, You don't seem to understand how the English language works. You're the stupidest person I've ever encountered. What, I meant in this thread, jeez, since I typed it on this thread...how did you not get that?!

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Unbweavable 17

124 I don't remember paying you any tuition. You are NOT my English professor. Please take a seat.

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downtime 12

134, You're right, you really should be paying me to educate you so the rest of us can understand what you say without the need for a linguistics degree.

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rems109 5

Op, do not try to pop it. It's probably a stye and it could end up really bad if you pop it. Put a warm wet rag on it, and wash it with no tears baby shampoo. It should go away in 2-3 days.

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alycion 38

Put a hot tea bag on it when you get home. Draws it out and dries it out. Just make sure it's not too hit do you don't burn yourself.

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crazybunnyattack 11

Then she'll end up like ole popcorn face in the other FML

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