Crushed

By foreveralone - 17/02/2015 15:48 - United States - Sherman

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Today, I was talking to my best friend's brother after we drunkenly hooked up last night. I've had a crush on him for over a year. He ended up interrupting himself and said, "Please don't tell anyone about this. I don't want anyone to think we're dating or anything." FML
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WCARlover 34

Your drunken hookup didn't turn into a fairytale ending? Huh.

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Pink185054 16

Well you did drunkenly hook up so what did you expect was going to happen?

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iSnipeFatPeople 18

You slept with him in a drunken mishap too? Golly, does that boy get around.

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illusong 16

You should of said "don't worry I was thinking the same thing"

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Pink185054 16

Well you did drunkenly hook up so what did you expect was going to happen?

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swanheart 35

Are you saying a drunken fumble isn't the way to meet your soulmate? :o

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JMichael 25

It's possible but not the most logical way anyway.

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pedinhuh 23

I dunno, would you hook up and start a relationship with a person that you could only get laid with after being shit-faced?

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julianbozikovic 20

I hope the feelings flew out the window OP, I'm sure there's someone better for you!

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WCARlover 34

Your drunken hookup didn't turn into a fairytale ending? Huh.

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tygerarmy 35

The best way to a fairy tale ending is to be on the same page from the "Once upon a time." Otherwise you just end up giving a fairy tale "happy ending."

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Miss_Chevious 37

he sounds like the epitome of drunken mistake ditch him. now

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Miss_Whipped 43

I feel like this is what happens when people grab a thesaurus and start replacing words instead of being clear with the original thought.

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feven 32

This might end up being good for you. I mean what friend wants their best friend sleeping with their brother anyways

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cheeeksss 29

Ross, Chandler, and Monica suddenly popped into my head.

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mrmcleod 29

What would it matter? One of my friends asked my sister out but she declined. Had they gone out it wouldn't have bothered me because obviously I like him because he's MY FRIEND!

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Mauskau 35

My sister's best friend asked for permission to see my brother, and when my sister pointed out that she'd be coming over to see my brother and not her, she said she wouldn't start seeing him. They've been together 5 years now and they still argue.

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mct_1087 27

He shouldn't play with your emotions like that. That's just a horrible thing to do. FYL OP. Hopefully you'll find someone better.

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JustinJK 21

"drunken hookup" I participate in drunken hookups frequently and there's never an expectation for a relationship. I call them an uber and hardly ever remember their names. If you want a relationship with someone, hooking up with them drunkenly is not the way to go. She's just as responsible as he is.

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photographer49 22

#10 if they hooked up while they were drunk I don't know what OP was expecting but a relationship should not have been it

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PNiggZ 19

Then that was a year some other guy watched and crushed on you while you chased some asshole

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littleteapot 21

#11 Who hurt you?

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Mauskau 35

He's saying that during the year of OP liking this guy, someone else possibly liked OP and could've been turned down because they weren't this guy, or just never tried.

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lil_ham1644 29

Yeah it's the story line to every rom com/hallmark movie. Just without the life threatening disease.

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pugpuggy 21

Don't take it personally op. You aren't going out and he doesn't want rumours.

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