Intimacy: Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus....

By dontgothere - 23/02/2014 04:40 - United States - Egg Harbor Township

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By >{%£•¥ - 27/11/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

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By what sex life? - 02/08/2016 06:26 - United States - Nashville

Today, while in the shower with my boyfriend, I tried to heat things up by washing his knob with my loofa. He couldn't stop laughing and eventually laughed so hard that he slipped and fell. He now has a bruised butt while I have a missing toenail from catching his fall. Ouch. FML

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Clenched

By Lovergirl - 01/01/2010 20:23 - United States

Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By -_____- - 31/07/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude, when I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his dick pink-eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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Bummed out

By Anon - 11/11/2023 04:00

Today, I tried to tease my boyfriend by pulling my skirt up, bending over, and backing up into him. He gagged and said, "Please, wash your ass." FML

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By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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aleximo 18

Sunday 23 February 2014 12:51

Question is, do you really want to know what he did?

Varieus 30

Sunday 23 February 2014 12:56

He may have done nothing, and just finds the situation funny like an immature kid?

Comments

AHopelessDeath 12

Tuesday 25 February 2014 15:29

and that right there..this EXACT situation, is most definitely one of my biggest and most horribly frightening fears...........n guys are ****** evil as well as anus obsessed like that......that not only is absolutely terrifying, but its also quite a mind **** cause hes cruel enough to **** with you on top of what the **** ever he did....uhhhhggg! noooooo bueno....that WHOLE ****** situation is completely...just.....horrible, terrifying, and flat out wrong........f your life DEFINITELY.....i REALLY ****** hope my man doesnt get this messed up idea.....or ANY even remotely like it.......horrible :'[ makes meh sad....as well as frustrated, to think about....i am sorry for you......most truely, i am.

barlos88 19

Tuesday 25 February 2014 23:18

Bleach?

Libbiey 6

Wednesday 26 February 2014 2:06

Uhm.. I'm fairly certain most everyone would laugh at that statement, regardless. People don't tend to go around saying their anus itches.

outoftown 26

Thursday 27 February 2014 3:53

Hope you're fine by now. If not, a vaginal yeast infection can also cause serious itchy-butt.

taylor_57 2

Thursday 27 February 2014 16:21

It's not rape if you say suprise

AngelCrunch_fml 2

Friday 28 February 2014 16:10

That sucks. if it was anything serious wouldn't you wake up?

darkfireflame 15

Friday 7 March 2014 13:26

Itching powder probably.

maliwu 2

Wednesday 19 March 2014 10:20

Maybe your boyfriend was just in a childish mood I mean if anyone told me they had a "strange and itchy feeling" in their anus I'd probably laugh at them too