By dontgothere - 23/02/2014 04:40 - United States - Egg Harbor Township

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Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML
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aleximo 18

Question is, do you really want to know what he did?

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Varieus 30

He may have done nothing, and just finds the situation funny like an immature kid?

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laxbrosive 4

I read the first line as I woke up with a stranger itching my anus. hahhahaa

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thereal167 1

Do you think maybe you forgot to wipe well

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Meanmommy02 11

I don't think even if there was anal itching I could tell or ask my SO if he did anything mine would laugh simply because it would be unexpected of a lady to talk about that..

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sweggy 5

itching powder.. u dirty mindes

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marzforlife 8

Calm down, it's just a bad case of swamp ass... I hope... For your sake....

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ktr420 1

if you have a bf why are you waking up with strangers

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rocker_chick23 27

She isn't, simpleton. Re-read the FML

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iwusinger47 2

She said she woke up with a strange itch, not a stranger. LMFAO

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AnaRchist91 8

maybe since ur anus is itching. he things u need a good anal sex thats why he was laughing. .

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