By IsThisRealLife - 01/02/2016 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML
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JusstJef 16

Please don't elaborate on the rash. We don't need to know.

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Coffee5555 14

says the one with a pic like that....

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NicoTaylor1005 18

In response to your name - or is this just fantasy?

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Icefire9461 7

Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality...

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Cpl_Levi 19

Open your eyes Look up to the sky and seeeeeeee

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thefmlman2011 36

I'm just a poor boy, i need no sympathy, because I'm easy come, easy go

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Elban 20

Little high, little low. Take me where the wind blows, doesn't really matter to MEEEEE, to meeee

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dragoongirl90 34

*Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to meeee.* Mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.

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heyalmao 13

Well, I guess itching a rash IS pleasurable. We all have to agree.

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marcranger 28

Not to former English teachers, it isn't. SCRATCHING a rash might be pleasurable, however.

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DoomedGemini 37

Well that really sucks, I can't really blame them for kicking you off either. There are creeps that will try to jack off in public places like that.

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marcranger 28

YDI only because "itch" is not a transitive verb.

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ham_spam 17

Who the **** cares really he deserves it cause he misused a word when typing

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Asinger06 1

Should have gone to the bathroom

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scottishoatmeal 22

Dude that sucks. At least you had the respect not to shove your hand down your pants in public; though.

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