By Funnymann - 22/01/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
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susieKiute 0

paranormal activity?

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Shhh molly, don't talk about fight club, it's the number one rule.

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Poke_my_mon 0

FERNANDO! NOOOOO. You just broke a rule of fight club!

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Anteezy 7

Ewww a Liverpool fan, getting 4th spot would be a great achievement for you guys this year that kind of says enough. Gunners to win the title!

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jaysaysss 0

thats not a fml thats a mlia (:

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catkat1988 17

Someone needs to educate me. What does it mean to have your face "sharpied"? Sounds like a serious FYL, though, no matter what the intruder did to your face. What I don't get, though, is why a burglar would do something to someones face while they were sleeping? Why not just nick the stuff you came for a leave without risking to get caught?

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GrungeFan94 0

"Sharping" someones face is when you write/draw crude stuff on someones face. Funny as hell. And why the hell are you asking why whoever did this? Like we'd know the answer...

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xandervincent 0

Because this is much more hilarious than than stealing.

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mshafty 0

I would say they stole the OP's sense dignity and safety! which is way better then some crappy TV they probably own!

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tisiphone_fml 0

Sharpie is a brand of permanent marker. Its become a verb because its so famous.

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Mapholisto 7

A "Sharpie" is a brand of permanent marker. To have your face sharpied is to have had someone write/draw on your face with one.

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SHARIFFO 15

Hey guys, I was just on Facebook, when I realized something called: TMDL. It's short for www.ThatsMyDesiLife.com, it's exactly the same like www.FMyLife.com, But their's is NOT as Popular as FML. WEIRD!! Is there a competition between the Sites?

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spoo 24

I only get to click thumbs down once. FML

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danii_s2 0

someone else obviously has a copy of the key.

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Cristaderzi 0

Cameras AND I'd be sleepin at a friends house for a while!!

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