lol this is an MLIA

YOU NEED TO CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

That was me, OP. Sorry, but you just looked so calm while I watched you sleep that I couldn't resist it. P.S. I also stole your sharpie Best Wishes, Your Stalker ~~~~~~~~~~ Just joking (I know some people would've believed this.)

hahaha looks like you got a little pedophile sneaking in your house

I have woke up with love notes and phone numbers either sharpied or written in lipstick on me befor with no recolection of the previous night. In my case I had a pretty good idea of what happened and only once was it an FML. What the hell kind of bender were you on to do it to yourself?

Are you saying Ghosts did it?

Sounds like someone went off their meds.

really dude? you need to hide your key better, or not give it out to people. this one is totally on you.

Burglar got a sense of humor.

u could be sleep walking and your first logical thought was it was anyone but you. find your sharpees and look for clues to sleepw walking :)