By Steve - 16/08/2009 17:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML
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doubleAbattery 0

Is it just me, or have there been a lot of FMLs about cats lately?

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SimpleSimon 0

She did the right thing. Seriously, my ex and I were mid-**** when her cat decided it wanted some attention too. Ignoring him just got him more and more wound up until eventually he went ballistic and tore a chunk off me with his claws in that unpredictably traitorous way that only cats do. Not only was I **** blocked, I had a piece of my buttcheek missing, and she sided with the cat when I tried to throw him out the window.

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nolli024 0

Lots of cat FMLs today...

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pouli57 0

I so feel you!! My gf's attention span goes out of the window when the cat is in the same room. Get rid of it before it destroys you lol

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juicyjay00 0

i love my cats so much... like i'm sure you guys have enough sex. why can't she play with her cats? it annoys my boyfriend too when i ditch sex for my little babies. so i see where you're coming from. but nothing to cry on fml about

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Panther_fml 0

"**** bloxked by another pussy" ahahahaha epic!

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Phantom13 3

Dude...get rid of the cat...or close the door! First rule of intimacy...get rid of ALL distractions when beginning sex! The cat definantly counts as one...not only that, but I sware those animals KNOW when two people are trying to get "hot and heavy" as you so put it. They don't seem to like it very much when two people are tying to **** in their presence...so get rid of them before you do anything!!!

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Kupokupupo 0

i want this to be fake just so i can say that you just wanted to tell that little joke at the end to the whooooole world! hahaha... i'm such a prick but seriously. if i was about to do it, i would make sure my cat wasnt in the same room

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EzZy_Alpha 0

Oh,the pun! The horrible,hilarious pun!

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kewl92 0

OMG YOUR LIFE SUCKS SOOO BAD! I feel so sorry for you! that must suck so hard... a TRUE FML. your life is completely ******... it's so not fair! :'(((((((((((( idiot

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skylinediver 0

YDI because that joke at the end sucked.

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