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Same thing different taste
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I did not consent to this under my roof
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Surprise, human!
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Exactly! I would absolutely hate it if my boyfriend referred to me as "his girl" and I would never call him "my man." I find those phrases absolutely irritating, it's like you're saying they are, as 33 put it, either your child or an object... /rant I have to admit though, I still like the song "My Girl" :3 /hypocrisy OP, better to have a cockblocked FML than a "my bawls were scratched off by a cat" FML, just saying
who cares? oh no you diden't get laid. have sex later or whack off?
Now I hate to admit this, but considering my current cats.... I'd probably get up and pay attention to them too instead. Though I wouldn't COMPLETELY ignore whoever was in my bed; after all, things WERE getting "hot and heavy." Most likely, I'd get up and see what the furball wanted, then come back.
I used to have really long hair-got it cut recently- but sometimes my boyfriend and I would be in a position such that my hair would hang off the furniture (bed, couch, whatever) and be touching the floor. His cat would promptly come over and attack my hair.
kitty can please her better :p
lol haha
Today, (something relating to having sex, and then getting distraced). FML All the FMLs now are about this.
ricky bobby ftw
i literally lol'ed after reading this.
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Is it just me, or have there been a lot of FMLs about cats lately?
She did the right thing. Seriously, my ex and I were mid-**** when her cat decided it wanted some attention too. Ignoring him just got him more and more wound up until eventually he went ballistic and tore a chunk off me with his claws in that unpredictably traitorous way that only cats do. Not only was I **** blocked, I had a piece of my buttcheek missing, and she sided with the cat when I tried to throw him out the window.