By Steve - 16/08/2009 17:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML
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You deserved it 8 784

Same thing different taste

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doubleAbattery 0

Is it just me, or have there been a lot of FMLs about cats lately?

She did the right thing. Seriously, my ex and I were mid-**** when her cat decided it wanted some attention too. Ignoring him just got him more and more wound up until eventually he went ballistic and tore a chunk off me with his claws in that unpredictably traitorous way that only cats do. Not only was I **** blocked, I had a piece of my buttcheek missing, and she sided with the cat when I tried to throw him out the window.

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rfarock88 0

Man, I feel your pain, this sounds like it something that would happen to me.

Horurerukul 0

I had to read this three times to get that you weren't having sex with your daughter.

cryssycakesx3 22
lmmmr 0

Clearly she wasn't that turned on. You lose.

RESTAREA 0

Exactly! I would absolutely hate it if my boyfriend referred to me as "his girl" and I would never call him "my man." I find those phrases absolutely irritating, it's like you're saying they are, as 33 put it, either your child or an object... /rant I have to admit though, I still like the song "My Girl" :3 /hypocrisy OP, better to have a cockblocked FML than a "my bawls were scratched off by a cat" FML, just saying

who cares? oh no you diden't get laid. have sex later or whack off?

Now I hate to admit this, but considering my current cats.... I'd probably get up and pay attention to them too instead. Though I wouldn't COMPLETELY ignore whoever was in my bed; after all, things WERE getting "hot and heavy." Most likely, I'd get up and see what the furball wanted, then come back.

I used to have really long hair-got it cut recently- but sometimes my boyfriend and I would be in a position such that my hair would hang off the furniture (bed, couch, whatever) and be touching the floor. His cat would promptly come over and attack my hair.

RESTAREA 0

@18, If you're not first, you're last.

bob1233 0

Today, (something relating to having sex, and then getting distraced). FML All the FMLs now are about this.

sedthsret 0

Amen! my ex used to come to my house and pay more attention to my cat than me