Health: Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently...

By sickofsick - 30/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By shitty day - 30/11/2011 10:53 - United States

Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 12:36 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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Ninjaface 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:10

Whatever you do, do NOT make a sarcastic comment about getting a urinary tract infection and/or tapeworms!

shelboo_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:10

A fort in the bathroom with a can of frebreze.

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Avenger_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:23

I know! Wear diapers. :D

Jal1989 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:36

Better camp out in the bathroom =/

FortunateSon 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:05

You are the creator of your own life experience, and as the creator of your experience, it is important to understand that it is not by virtue of your action, not by virtue of your doing-it is not even by virtue of what you are saying-that you are creating. You are creating by virtue of the thought that you are offering. You cannot speak or offer action without thought-vibration occurring at the same time; however, you are often offering a thought-vibration without offering words or action. ~~~SO, Careful what you say or even THINK~!

girlygirllol8 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:09

EWW

jakeidk 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:09

did any one else notice #2 said do, do haha doodoo

adantecarter 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:49

I know how u feel. I got that on christmas this year. the next day I was completely fine.

MotherRussia 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:54

once I had a bad case of the flu and my shit stunk so bad that after I dropped duce, the stench would make me puke!  not fun

AmeOwl 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 19:01

Just so you know, you had food poisoning. According to the CDC, there is no such thing as the 24 hour flu, so if it was just one day and your symptoms include vomiting and diarrhea, it's food poisoning.

idkweird 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 19:17

I don't think the OP said it was only one day. My family had it for 1-2 days of puking with diarrhea for the next day or 2. Also, there was about a one day incubation period between getting exposed and the onset of the vomiting. Only thing that leads me to believe that it was such a case is that it sounds like he was vomiting before the diarrhea ever came into play.

idkweird 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:05

I can see how that would be an automatic response!

NotEven 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 19:04

You do not have any form of the flu. The flu is respiratory. You have food poisoning, or a gastrointestinal virus.

idkweird 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 19:12

Not all forms of the flu are respiratory. My job is to code these diseases and it is manditory that I know what symptoms are a part of different diseases. There is a seperate code for, "Influenza with resiratory manifestations."