Intimacy: Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best...

By Ah hell - 31/01/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 21:29 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

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By Holymoly - 14/01/2009 21:10 - Netherlands

Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

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Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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Couldn't have been that great

By Anonymous - 16/04/2021 16:59 - Netherlands

Today, I woke up naked in my best friend's roommate's bed. We had sex and I puked on the bed. My first sex in over a year and I don't remember a thing. FML

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Experimenting

By Anonymous - 16/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Englewood

Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 17:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 04:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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bookdownthetrou 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 14:06

If you think it would have be awesome to not only cheat on your girlfriend, but with two of her friends... I hope your ass hurt badly the next time you took a dump.

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:47

=/ You think it's awesome to cheat on your girlfriend? Wow... I feel sorry for her.

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indiecindyx 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 23:06

you're an asshole. you thought it was "awesome" to cheat on her? i hope you did **** 2 guys, and i hope you get an std. prick.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:48

having sex with multiple women at once is the live goal of every guy. every. guy. if it was cheating or not doesn't matter. it wouldn't even matter if he died the next day, it'd still be awesome

mariahrawks 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 20:37

That's why I voted for a YDI.

briiana012 3

Monday 24 May 2010 15:11

lmao good one

ilaaFML 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 2:51

You jerk. Awesome to cheat on your girlfriend with her two best friends? Hope you die of aids.

aaliyahsagirah 5

Friday 2 July 2010 5:18

'awesome!'? wow, you're an asshole. I hope they gave you aids and your girlfriend leaves you for an italian supermodel. :)

bryttkneee 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 12:20

so it's not the fact that you cheated on your girflriend that bothered you, but the fact thy it was with two guys?...

TheOptimist 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 12:46

Karma mother ******. You think it's cool to cheat, so you get to **** two guys.

islandfresh 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:21

haha bunghole

randomgiirly1010 0

Friday 27 August 2010 17:50

drunk or not, how don't you notice your ******* guys?

Kokihi 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 18:23

#62 you are a pig. open, Lydia for 1) cheating on your girl friend with her friends and 2) thinking it was awesome. if my boyfriend ever cheated on me, he would no longer be able to have sex for lack of any genitalia. I hope your girlfriend breaks up with you, you get an STD and never get laid again.