Holidays: Today, I woke up with the worst headache of my life. I didn't...

By Chelstable - 02/08/2016 17:57

Today, I woke up with the worst headache of my life. I didn't get it from drinking, but rather from puking 6 times off the side of a fishing boat. Fishing was the one thing my husband wanted to do while on vacation, even though I'm 3 months pregnant and have a bad stomach. FML

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Today, I discovered what it feels like to be extremely constipated while having a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Monique - 10/04/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

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By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 18:00

Today, I'm finally visiting my long-distance boyfriend in his home country. He has a vomit-inducing migraine, and the traditional food he fed me triggered the worst kidney attack I've had in years. We're both lying on the couch writhing in pain. Yay, quality time together. FML

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Wednesday 3 August 2016 2:42

Where was the vacation spot? Could you not hang out somewhere else while he went fishing? That's what my mom always did, my dad would go fishing on a boat, and she would hang out on the beach, or do her own type if excursion, like shopping or sight seeing.

ladyorkyd 2

Wednesday 3 August 2016 2:40

I'm so sorry, that time in pregnancy is so unpredictable and gross. Hopefully you'll start to feel better soon.

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Prettyguy 3

Wednesday 3 August 2016 7:09

You are really kind for woman..

ronbach 8

Wednesday 3 August 2016 7:12

its the one thing he wanted to do and no one forced you to go. YDI for going if you know its going to give you a headache. stop whining.

TaoShaman 24

Wednesday 3 August 2016 13:16

Vacation kind of implies it was for both of them, likely to spend time TOGETHER before their baby is born. Also, "whining" as you so "kindly" put it is kind of the point of this site.

bayles313 20

Wednesday 3 August 2016 7:20

Unless the vacation was centered AROUND fishing and that's the type of vacation you guys took then I agree with the people saying you could have found something else to do. I of course wanted to spend every minute with my husband on our honeymoon but he wanted to go fishing and do a couple other activities I didn't want to- I enjoyed the pool and made some new friends. So I'm curious on why you HAD to go with?

pjsr 32

Wednesday 3 August 2016 7:31

"You have a great time honey. I hope you catch lots of fish. I'm going to sleep in and rest up so I can catch your big fish when you get home."

withered 30

Wednesday 3 August 2016 9:02

Couldn't he go fishing alone?

species4872 19

Wednesday 3 August 2016 11:36

Sorry for that but you can at least take comfort in the knowledge that you done something you probably never wanted to do for the sake of your partner. Let's hope that he too is just as considerate towards you.