Money: Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me...

By Dora - 12/10/2009 13:21 - Canada

Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

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By SwingingChili - 27/10/2015 05:49

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML

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By bad son - 14/06/2012 17:42 - United States - Baldwin Park

Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML

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By steveinnewsoh - 18/01/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

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By Noname - 19/01/2009 10:26 - Canada

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

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By AJShow80 - 13/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML

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By BigMoney - 07/09/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

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By sourgirl101 - 01/03/2023 06:00

Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

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By cc - 10/10/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML

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AngelRaven89 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:01

I think that is so cruel to do to a person...

Brooklynxman 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:16

3 easy steps to solving the problem Kill her. Hack her facebook. Remove it. Step 4-Bonus step: Get $10,000 from her will.

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samual 0

Monday 12 October 2009 21:39

link?

Elendil_fml 10

Monday 12 October 2009 21:41

I've seen fake scratch offs before and always wondered if they'd work on someone. I guess I have my answer now...

shamille 5

Monday 12 October 2009 21:52

but they're so obviously fake. what kind of random-ass winnings amount is $10,555. grr

dacho 7

Monday 12 October 2009 21:55

Oh no!! Just not the facebook OH GOSH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!?!? TT_TT

Pmm368 5

Monday 12 October 2009 22:00

YDI, you should have checked the back of the tickets...there is usually something on the back telling you if it's fake.

greeneye_fml 12

Monday 12 October 2009 22:38

I feel really bad for you, but with all the prank vids on this out there there's a lot of reason to check the ticket to see if its fake. Its what I do and have avoided some potentially embarassing moments that way.

SlapThatBitch 0

Monday 12 October 2009 22:44

Put the video on Youtube or it didn't happen.

cmac86 23

Monday 12 October 2009 22:46

that is so cruel. but then again you should have known it was fake. what an odd number. I've never heard of a card with that specific of an amount on it, so I would have immeadiately been suspicious and thought it was fake.